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Topic: If you could punch a middlearth character in the face...vvho vvould it be ?

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Hobbit from Hobbiton - Rank 4
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If you could punch a middlearth character in the face...vvho vvould it be ?

Hi

Ok the clue is in the title......

I vvould punch that lady in the houses of healing...in the face
or perhaps farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot thinks he's the big guy...I'd punch his face and eat his dogs

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Loremaster Elf of Mirkwood - Rank 4
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From the books, deffinately Boromir and then his father. They erked me no end. Boromir was such a know it all. Always doing what he was told not to. Denethor wasn't much better...or far worse.

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Rohirrim of Edoras - Rank 4
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Grima for me, definitely!! I hated that guy and just wanted to pitch him over the balcony with that palantir!

Faramir, in the movies, when he's all whimpy and whining about how his daddy always loved Boromir most. That was pretty annoying.

The first time I saw the movies and Arwen rides across the river with Frodo and starts chanting and then the river goes crazy, yeah that ticked me off pretty badly.

My hubby said that in the movie Galadriel was a pretty tempting target. If she was so high and mighty why give out the weird gifts. Rope, sand, a strand of hair, what!? At least Aragorn got Celeborn's dagger! lol (verbatim)

He also says, censored, that Sam when he says She had ribbons in her hair. We're on a rock in the middle of a volcano eruption because we just threw the most powerful weapon in ME in to it, I lost my finger and your b*&^hin about her hair do?!! lol

Frodo when he says to Sam We're goin' round in circles!! Sam- No sh&^ sherlock! I peed on that tree twice today and I'm still following you around!

I know that was more than one but it's such a seductive thought!

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Lord Elrond of Rivendell - Rank 9
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If you could punch a middle-earth character in the face...who would it be ?

Bless you Filli.  I wondered how many minutes would go by before you would crank the cat's tail.

Now I can see in my minds eye different Tolkien characters punching out other characters.
*I can see Gloin taking a shot at Legolas...
*I can see Eomer giving Grima Wormtongue one hell of a beating with Eowyn putting a kick or two between Grima's legs....
*And Sam making a fine mess of Ted Sandyman's nose...with Rosie cheering him on.
*And I can see Thorin Oakenshield putting a case of whup ass on Bilbo for stealing the Arkenstone...
*Fangorn pounding Saruman into oblivion while Galadriel cheered him on...
*And Gandalf might have been tempted to smack Barliman Butterburr into next week for not mailing Frodo his letter.  I don't give a darn how busy the Prancing Pony was...

But who would I let go on?
Hmmm?
*How would Denethor look with a bear paw up his butt and claws across his face?
*What about my own case of  nose punching on Saruman.  He sold out all that was good and pure.  Getting his throat cut by Grima was mercy compared to the beating this bear wants to give him.  He would be the multi-colored wizard alright...mainly black and blue with a little blood red thrown in to make me happy.
*I think Morwen should get a spanking too...Turim and Nienor were her responsiblity...

This question deserves some deeper thought...
It amazes me how close to the surface our violent subconscious is...
Sad commentary about us humans...


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Hobbit from Hobbiton - Rank 4
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lol yeah

If it's films it vvould be Legolas and his vveather reports

Or that hobbit that shouts "Proudfeet"

Faramir vvould get a bitch slap.

Outside of Tolkien, I'd punch Stephen Havvkins in the face.

I bought his book "Universe in a nutshell"...20 quid ( thats about 3000 dollars)..and I'm still as dumb as.....a dumb thing.
The guys a crook.

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Lord Elrond of Rivendell - Rank 9
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Filli,
You are a dangerous man!!!
Hawkins has a computer running chair and voice...
He could probably nuke your cat...
How about a bout with Smeagol!
Bear


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Soldier of Beleriand - Rank 3
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Sign me up as a second Grima puncher. That guy is the worst.

I'd also like to have a word or two with Bill Ferny. I don't like people who mistreat animals!



-- Edited by The Secret Fire on Saturday 5th of September 2009 06:42:39 PM

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Hobbit from Hobbiton - Rank 4
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ok ok ok ok ok ok

Hovv about the elves in the fellovvship of the ring.

Yeah, the ones the Frodo and Co meet vvhilst travelling in the shire.

Ahhhhh being chased by Nazgul...that's a pity..oh vvell off to the ships vve go

Punch in the face!

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Samwise Gamgee - rank 9
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I'd like to give the film Frodo a good slap sometime. Maybe give him a reason for that over the top wide-eyed stare.

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Loremaster Elf of Mirkwood - Rank 4
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There is always a longed for go around with Gollum. An Easterling or Southron or two for being gullable enough to fall for Sauron's promise of power. Which he wouldn't have shared anyway. They were nothing more then cannon fodder like the orcs and Uruk Hai.

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Anarion, Son of Elendil - rank 8
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Has anyone mentioned the Sackville Bagginses?

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Loremaster Elf of Mirkwood - Rank 4
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I think you just did, Glorfindel!

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Rohirrim of Edoras - Rank 4
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No one jumped on Frodo leading Sam in circles. If you followed someone around your neighborhood for several days and you passed you house several times would you want the comapss? Did Aaron go through this with Moses?
Hmmmmm
How many times are you gonna talk to that burning bush?


-- Edited by lomoduin on Saturday 12th of September 2009 03:59:18 AM

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Hobbit from Hobbiton - Rank 4
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lol

I like that one...

Moses vvhat's for tea ?

Manna !

Ohhhhh jeeez not manna again.....

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Rohirrim of Edoras - Rank 4
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lmao!!

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