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Topic: Lyrd of the Ryngs - A very special version of LOTR.

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Numenorean soldier - Rank 3
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Date: Oct 19, 2009
Lyrd of the Ryngs - A very special version of LOTR.

This is a modernized version of LOTR which was posted on Entmoot - another Tolkien forum of which Im a member.


In it the leads are as follows:

Gandalf is a Natural Health Care salesman.

Aragorn is a FBI agent working undercover as the EO of the Narsil Powersaw Company.

Legolas is a rep for the rainbow people.

Boromir is the son of the EO of the Gondorian Archetectural Agency.

Gimli is a miner.

The hobbits are holigans.

Arwen is a Supermodel.

Elrond is heads up the Imladris General Hospital and Resort.

Galadriel a zon-pherapist and the Galadhrim New Wavers.

The Rohirrim are Biker boys and have Armoured Cavalry Regiments.

The Orcs are Unionist Heavy and Death Metal fans.

Sauron is a Crack King bent on flooding Middle-Earth with his produce.

The Wraiths are his lawyers covering his tracks in order for him not to be endited.

Part I - The Homies
http://www.greywolfspage.se/Files/A_Lyrd_of_the_Ryngs_The_Homies[1].htm

Part II - The Four Towers
http://www.greywolfspage.se/Files/B_Lyrd_of_the_Ryngs_The_Four_Towers[1].htm

Part III - Return of Good Architecture
http://www.greywolfspage.se/Files/C_Lyrd_of_the_Ryngs_Return_of_Good_Architecture[1].htm

Read and enjoy.



-- Edited by Grey_Wolf on Monday 19th of October 2009 05:13:02 PM

-- Edited by Grey_Wolf on Monday 19th of October 2009 05:14:25 PM

-- Edited by Grey_Wolf on Tuesday 20th of October 2009 06:45:40 PM

-- Edited by Grey_Wolf on Tuesday 19th of January 2010 05:28:25 AM

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Anarion, Son of Elendil - rank 8
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Certainly a different perspective there, Grey Wolf!

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:)

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